Thursday, February 13, 2014

You Want Fries With That?

Here's an eatery I won't be visiting any time soon--or ever:
Severed human heads were found at a restaurant which also served human flesh, reports have said.
The grizzly discovery was made at a hotel restaurant in Nigeria, which was allegedly serving 'roasted human head' among other less than savoury food items. 
Weapons were also seized during the raid, according to the Metro newspaper. 
According to reports, a pastor who visited the restaurant was told, after he had eaten, that the restaurant was serving human meat. 
"So I did not know it was human meat that I ate at such expensive price," he said. 
‘What is this country turning into? Can you imagine people selling human flesh as meat." 
Some 11 people have been arrested following a police tip-off.
Tastes like chicken? (In fact, human flesh is said to taste a lot like pig, a nugget of info I picked up in Paul Theroux's The Happy Isles of Oceania. According to Theroux, cannibals in that region call people meat "long pig" in homage to the similarity.)

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