Sunday, June 5, 2016

No More "In All Thy Son's Command": The New and "Improved" O, Canada

All "progressive"-minded Canadians would applaud this sort of change:
O, Canada,
Politic'ly correct.
Justin Trudeau,
His views we must reflect.
It is time for us
To amend our words
And expunge that sexist "son's".
Even better, let's aim to hail the "trans"
'Cuz we're Utopians.
O, Canada,
"Victimhood" is grand!
O, Canada:
A sanctimonious land.
O, Canada:
A sanctimonious land.

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